Item #: SCP-50432
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: Only ██ cameras in Site-01's Physical File Storage room should be active at once, cycling at least 4 times per hour to ensure safety of confidential files. Only 10 personel may enter the room at the same time.
Description: SCP-50432 is an ordinary-looking manilla folder containing upwards of 100 SCP documents that do not exist, and due to several temporal inconsistencies, cannot exist within our current reality.
SCP-50432 will randomly disappear when not observed and will reappear after 2 to 18 days have passed. It has only materialized within Site-01's Physical File Storage room naturally, but it has been shown to materialize as close as it can if monitored by cameras or eyesight. Some anomalies from the folder have appeared to manifest into reality with the exact same description and containment procedures. It is unknown whether the folder itself materializes the anomalies, they have simply always existed, or some other explanation. Due to this, most anomalies from the folder have been classified, but some have been digitized as reading material.
SCP-50432-2 "Art Block"
Item #: SCP-391
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: Object is to be held within Site-23's ██████ wing.
Description: SCP-391 is a nearly 1x1x1 meter square of an aluminum-like metal. Testing has shown that it is somewhat hollow with only a few inch thick walls.
SCP-391 will cause any human within 5 meters to be completely unable to produce any type of art, with the effect reaching upwards towards 25 meters with diminishing returns. SCP-391 is completely unable to be rendered accurately, even in writing. It took several people several months to write the description. It is seemingly unable to be rendered more accurately.
Testing Log 391-1: Researcher Dr. █████████ attempted to describe it in text. He wrote "ITsLIke A bIG cUbe ThAT mAkesYoU bAd AtsTUFF." It should be noted that Dr. █████████ has nearly perfect handwriting and used to be a poet.
Testing Log 391-2: Researcher Dr. ████████ attempted to take a photo of it. They failed to realize the cap was on for over 12 minutes, and every photo was either not pointed at SCP-391 or too blurry to make anything out of it.
Testing Log 391-3: D-Class Mr. █████, a professional photographer, was asked to take a photo of it. They failed to realize the cap was on for two attempts, and the results were nearly the same as the previous attempts. Mr. █████ was given a small stepstool to keep the camera steady, but the camera suddenly died on each further attempt.
Testing Log 391-4: Researcher Dr. ████████ procured an extremely protected camera and attempted to take a photo while not holding it. They pressed the button to take a photo with a delay of two seconds and dropped it. The resulting photo was much less blurry than photos taken by individuals. This was repeated several times with increasingly high delays before the camera shattered on impact with the ground. The photo was lost, but Dr. ████████ noted it hurt their eyes to look at before the camera broke.
Testing Log 391-5: Researcher Dr. ████████ procured two scissor lifts, a large inflatable, and a much more protected camera. After a few unsuccessful attempts, they managed to make it fall straight with a thirty second delay. Upon taking the photo, the camera exploded mid-air, injuring Dr. ████████ and two other researchers. Testing with the object itself was ceased.
Testing Log 391-6: Dr. ██████, an artist, attempted to draw it. Her art programs failed to open or crashed almost instantly. She attempted to open MS Paint as a joke, but found it was the only thing that worked. She drew the image we use now, as it's the only surviving render. It should be noted Dr. ███████████'s soccer trophy does not actually look like that.
SCP-50432-31 "Bad Song"
Item #: SCP-928
Object Class: Apollyon*
Containment Procedures: DMCA any videos that include SCP-928 in it.
Description: SCP-928 is an old song produced by underground musician ████████ that will cause most people to become extremely agitated when it is played within earshot or thought about.
SCP-928's anomalous effects only occur once listened to, but some people have the exact opposite effect. Fans of SCP-928 are designated SCP-928-1, and will bring up the song at most opportunities and defend it with their life. Upon studying the song itself, it's actually quite good, and it will only appear bad once listend to.
Testing Log 982-1: 12 D-Class musicians were told to study SCP-928 in detail. After a few hours, they all decided it was one of the best songs they have ever had the pleasure of dissecting. Once SCP-928 was played, they all screamed to turn it off, and refused to believe it was the same song.
*Many people have assumed Apollyon was far too high, but it is technically correct. The sheer amount of copies on an unknown amount of hard drives and computers make it impossible to contain, and it can be easily spread through direct messages.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Many researchers have sent angry E-mails about this topic, and we are warning you now: If you send an E-mail about this topic, you will be warned. Repeated attempts will result in punishment or amnestics and individual redaction. Amnestics and individual redactions can be requested, but this is extremely unprofessional and ill advised. Unless we get some data that says an SCP causes this anger, don't bring it up.